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John Tortorella, obvious American spy, talks Luongo, nefarious plot to destroy him

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Vancouver Sun colleague Brad Ziemer caught up with John Tortorella on Wednesday and, as you might expect, Ziemer was savvy enough to ask him about Roberto Luongo. (Good thinking, Ziems!) That's the big story coming out of this interview, as Tortorella had some encouraging things to say about Luongo. "I have talked to Roberto four times," he said. "In fact, I just talked to him yesterday... the bottom line is he told me 'I just want to play.' ... So I am really excited about where he is mentally." Now that's all well and good, and that last line is the quote that's spreading around the hockey world like a wildfire during a dry, dry August. But if you ask me, and by clicking this link, you technically did, far more important than Roberto Luongo's mental state, in my opinion, is John Tortorella's state... of residence. Yes, I said state. The Tortorellas and their dogs, you see, AREN'T EVEN GOING TO LIVE IN CANADA.

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